|Date:||4 PM Thursday|
December 8th 2005
|Subject:||Courtesy of Routh|
From Eliot's Preformance on 12/08/06
My balogne has a first name
yeah, man, it's capitalism
Who's the black private dick
Who's a sex machine with all the chicks
Can you dig it?
I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner
yeah, man, that's what I'd really want to be
'cause if I were an oscar meyer weiner,
How now, brown beuracrat?
o oroborous serpet,
deliver us from squaresville!
Help us bear up thy standard
like a chevron across the gulf of compromise
here in this mobile shell we call texaco
yeah, daddeo. Hear that Irving?
It slices, it dices, it makes julien fries!
It whitens teeth, like magic!
It keeps you going all night long!
Close the door, and the light stays on!